Take me to your leader! Guess again. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Bender, we’re trying our best.
I’ll get my kit! Noooooo! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.
Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV.
Moving along… You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Look, last night was a mistake. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells.
I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Say what? Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me.