Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!
Is that a cooking show? Ummm…to eBay? Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty?
But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Ooh, name it after me! Tell her she looks thin. I wish! It’s a nickel. Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.”
Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
You’re going to do his laundry? Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. No, just a regular mistake. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?
Shut up and get to the point! I can explain. It’s very valuable. You can see how I lived before I met you. Large bet on myself in round one. Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Kif might!
Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Okay, I like a challenge. It doesn’t look so shiny to me. OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!
Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! You lived before you met me?!
You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat.
Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?
Why yes! Thanks for noticing. A sexy mistake. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
We’re rescuing ya. Tell her she looks thin. She also liked to shut up! Why would a robot need to drink? OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Large bet on myself in round one.
I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. And when we woke up, we had these bodies.
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