Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! I’m Santa Claus!
I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! I wish! It’s a nickel. Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.